Will Woon

Will Woon

40 books i'll never write



1. on living with your parents
2. on Ikea and our imagination
3. on The mythology of balance
4. on seeing the contemporary in antiquity
5. on falling down Vs standing up
6. on big cocks vs pretty pricks
7. on the genius of Les Dawson and Ken Dodd
8. on cycloptic vision and image
9. on a space for the birds
10. on getting to
grips on grip
11. on eggs and Tony Hancock
12. on why Edward Bernays is a cunt
13. on geeks, loosers and fools
14. on Miles Davies's focus group
15. on Dogme 95 and the Hippys
16. on how hating Dan Walwin has brought me happiness
17. on the laws of Vesari
18. on Star Trek and the peolposian war
19. on old men vs the whale
20. on the misplaced rage of Mark Kommode
21. on the internets new name
22. on monkey tennis
23. on the joys of other peoples bodies
24. on smoking on the toilet/in bed with Phillp Guston
25. on philosophical dogs
26. on laconic statements and heckling
27. on the skilled prefrence for the primative
28. on why we always have had comics
29. on Gunter grass (AKA Gdansk, the war, and wurst )
30. on the end of the day
31. on pineapples
32. on Newton vs Darwin
33. on the falklands and us
34. on the parrots of margate and other feral exotics
35. on how frued was a motherfucker
36. on playing with shit
37. on why no one likes a smartass
38. on how to act sober when drunk
39. on how Odilon Redon lives in David Bowie
40. an imagination with Ruskin and Stokes
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Location London